Shouldn't be driving in those sandals, Doug.

Is this West Philly?

Great job, old sport

exactly

Philly? See ya thurr!

The Equus definitely doesn't look bad. It just doesn't really look like anything, except maybe other cars. If the previous generation S-Class went slumming one weekend and hooked up with a Honda Accord, this would be their illegitimate child.

True, but these aren't Interceptor/Special Service Variant/whatever other special designation. These Fords seem like they're just the lame mules of the force's fleet.

Where's the front?

Yep -this.

FOR THE WIN

Love it. Looks very much like a Volvo c30 from that angle, too.

Wow, that was pretty awkward to read. Why would anyone open up like that to a reporter?

LOLOLOLOLOL

This guy...

Life is real.

Can't unsee a Chevy Cruze right here

Are we sure that's ointment?