I’m not even afraid of moths and I won’t hit play on that.

Is it me, or is the phrase “9-5” the most inaccurate template for a regular work day? Who the fuck is working 9-5? Sign me up. Every employer I have worked for in an office position is the standard 8-5, with an hour lunch. Do these people work 7 hours with a lunch? 8 hours without a lunch? 7 1/2 with a bite? Why is…

I can’t believe you let Alex off the hook for giving in to BIG NCAA and leaving Reggie Bush off the list of Heisman winners.

Are there any other cons like that you used/were used on you by siblings or your kids?

If you’re a first round pick and you’re out of football within 4 years of being drafted, whether you got hurt or not (Tebow didn’t), you’re an absolute bust.

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

why obscure his face when we can see his name on his shirt smh

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

God I hate Eagles fans

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

I don't see how that follows, at all.

If they were all killed in the fracas?

this is the exact reaction i had in college watching two girls one cup!