Or Manimal, or the live action Tick, or a million better examples...

Captain Caveman was, to be clear, FUCKING AWESOME. Your article has no credibility. Neko Fucking Case namedropped Captain Caveman at a live show once.

One should not equate “mean book reviews” with “negative reviews” which the first sentence of this article sort of does.

I watch porn with my girlfriend and then we fuck instead. Who’s winning at life here?

Not really. The guy was a kid’s entertainer. You really think it’s OK for him to be walking around with his wanker out?

Or “Donuts” if you prefer.

Doughnuts.

To be fair, there’s probably a lot of shit buried beneath the East Antarctic Ice Sheet.

Lion the With and the Wardrobe was a better movie than any of the Harry Potter ones, but I fear the series has lost much of its audience and the kids aren’t interested.

For the most part yes

It’s not like this is going to make the movie good or anything.

You people need to learn what “running” means.

Valid point. Tony had no pretensions about his films, and he mad a shit tonne of money.

Jian Ghomeshi was a massive Bowie fan. Just saying. Music for rapists.

Comparing Lemmy to David Bowie is just wrong. One was an immensely talented man who changed the face of popular music. The other was an alcoholic who never met a woman he wouldn’t whore with.

Did you know him personally? Was he your uncle? Brother?

Hamm would actually be interested in pairing up with Ryan Reynolds for the inevitable Deadpool 2

the use of “him” in the New York Daily News article seems to imply that they’ll be male,

3) Ridley Scott has devolved into a hack genre director, seemingly as a way of honouring the memory of his hack director brother.

Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo