48 Hr. with Droids. R2 as the grizzled veteran who just wants to retire. Give BB-8 a laugh just like Eddie Murphy’s.

I think you may be confusing the concept of the droid vs. the specific execution of the droid. While the latter seems directly inspired by Sphero according to reports, the former seems obvious to the Star Wars universe—unless you think Sphero retroactively created the concept of droids as companions using their time…

SUUUUUUUUPER stretching it for a long of these examples. Super obvious for others.

I’m waiting for a “Hair Control Stromtrooper” series to appear, with only Hair Clippers as their primary weapon.

I love when tiny little parts of the Star Wars galaxy get fleshed out like this.

Seriously, Hollywood needs to stop making prequels.

No, at first glance YOU look like white blob with splotches of colour! You do!

> giclee

Well played.

The last three times I’ve eaten Chipotle (over the past year),

That’s some pretty solid next level conspiracy theory shit there. You think a bunch of hedge fund managers are:

It’s for the goodness.

I’d hardly suggest that one freaky man’s house was paradise, but whatevs. Joni was singing about TREES and wilderness, Celia..

You be you.

Good that we see eye to eye on at least one thing.

Who’s more drunk/foolish?

Did you just learn the word hipster? Is that why you keep repeating it at random intervals?

> The answer is the ideally cut vinyl, because of the physics.

Thank fuck. Finally. FINALLY. I’ve been alive 44 years and I’m not sure why. It’s all clear now—the entire fucking purpose of my miserable wretched existence has been to spend $600 on this fucking virtual reality headset that I CAN FINALLY ORDER. Finally.

Not one thing in those Deadpool trailers has made it look yet like a movie I’d go see. Not one thing.