You must be fun at parties... in Minecraft.

Nah. The boring truth of it is that Tom Scocca, my friend and colleague, tipped me off.

In America, when someone says sports they are talking about the NFL or college football. Just saying.

No. It's fucking good.

.......And you care about the animals you say? Not just an internet psycho that wants to yell and be horrible? You sure?

No, no, no. No. Animal cruelty is wrong. We agree on that point. Completely. What's crazy is the way you choose to express this view. Dick Cheney shooting an Iraqi child is comparable to eating horse in front of people against eating horse? There's some loose circuitry up there, dude. Get that figured out.

Nope. That would be the swan. Beautiful? Yes. But vapid, vain and vicious to a fault, a swan will sail gracefully across a whole motherfucking lake to honk and pinch the crap out of you merely for being within honking and pinching range.

The answer: everyone benefits! An adversarial system has many merits, which you can read about here.

If you're concerned about the term "Indian", you might consider asking the opinion of the American Indian Movement.

Just a thought.

Indian is the preferred term for most tribes, and is not generally considered offensive or archaic

If black people and Asians start referring to themselves that way and asking the press to use those terms, sure.

A race to the bottom.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

I KNOW! And it really sucks how I have no control of reading this website.

Baked Alaska

Seems about right for a Howard Stern cronie in 2014

There are people at every single job I have worked at that cut their nails in their office.

I had a cat who always had a sore back. Turned out she had a pellet in her spine before we adopted her! We didn't find out until just before she passed :(

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

I'll be surprised if the new pics are even mentioned on this site.