Don’t sweat it, man, your car functions on a similar principle to the leaking fuel of an SR-71. The trick is just to keep your car moving so fast that the heat from the friction will keep all those fluids sealed away! What could go wrong?

At first I was like: how is this a beater, it looks plenty fancy to me, stripped back sure, but that’s what you want right?

Read the other comments here. People have tried to buy his cars. The problem is that he doesn’t want to sell them. No amount of CL help will correct that.

David David David.

He’s far from a Jalop hero. Him being too stubborn to accept the real value of his cars is the reason there are manual Volvo wagons getting shredded right now.

and the fact that he ends up scraping stuff that he claims “ain’t nothing wrong with.” is so aggravating.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Ron. Ron is the reason those cars aren’t in good enough shape to sell. Ron is a hoarder who was letting perfectly fixable and even roadworthy cars decompose while calling himself a collector. Ron is the reason those things are getting scrapped. Even if the township…

There’s a small subset of humans that manipulate many others towards war. It was probably best stated by a Nazi:

Bagels? Meh. Whatever. You need to go to Olive & Gourmando in Old Montreal. Get the Almond Croissant. Nothing in your baked world will be the same after that.

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

Those Canadians and their emphasis on education over corporate tax breaks, their free health care, and their gun laws that help the murder rate stay a fraction of what it is in America..........When will they learn?

Seems like a waste of a perfectly good machine. Kill that awful honda that you got from tavarish. Sell the Olds to someone hurting for transportation and give the person you got it from half the profit. Everyone wins.

You guys are still contorting the English language to keep that “from Russia” in there.

It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.

Nope.

Well you sort of can. It’s just too late.

Cpt. Riel “Guns” Erickson. First female pilot to intercept a Bear.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Exactly. If you're driving a Jeep, you're expected to hit the moose.