I’m sure Melissa McCarthy will make a good Ursula. She’s can be quite a chameleon as an actor, but I just can’t picture it like I can Lizzo. Lizzo would have been a mother f-ing badass Ursula.

Like, chill, trust me, no one gives a shit about your socks,

At least the host should be kind enough to meet you at the door and ask you to take off your shoes there, instead of shrieking at you when you’re already two steps inside.

Again, I’m goofing around a bit, and I’m certainly not talking about great piles of feces or pools of urine/vomit. However, I am serious about the fact that people with pets and children will have at least trace amounts of those things, plenty of the inevitable pet hair, and varying amounts of food and drink (at a…

Well, la-di-da, Mx. “My friends don’t live in filth”. Maybe we all aren’t quite so privileged.

I don’t know, I believe hospitality is about doing everything I can to make visitors comfortable in my home. Some might see it as a guest being “demanding”, but I really want people to let me know what would make their visit better. I don’t see having them over as me doing them a favour of some sort that they must…

If you’re going to demand that outside shoes be removed then provide alternative indoor shoes or just keep a box of disposable shoe covers by the door and let people wear them over their regular shoes.

I don’t mind a shoes-off rule in a home, but let me know that shit BEFORE I get there. I may not have planned for such a rule and might be wearing my I’m-doing-laundry-tomorrow socks or been running around all day and my feet can build up a substantial funk. I hate fucking getting to someone’s house and they “Oh, by…

The Accord was 5 times the bigger dick though. The guy on the dashcam was rooting against the Accord which tell me this guy was darting in and out of traffic like a maniac before that video starts.

Only one of them engaged in behavior that could easily have killed someone. There are words stronger than asshole for that.

Really amazed at the “both-sides-ism” here.

Hugs right back and may you have a truly lovely day. It was thankfully a time ago, and I have, more or less, gotten my head together over the years. It’s been a struggle but the number got me off the beachside and putting down some items that would have taken ME off the stage. It isn’t a magic wand, in the way some…

All of the weight stuff for everyone is exhausting. I have gained some Covid weight and I was watching Yellowjackets and thought “You know, my body is very similar to Melanie Lynskey right now and she’s a famous actress and on the show she has a hot husband and a hot boyfriend so I’m going to stop stressing” and…

People need to mind their own business. Over the past two years, I’ve lost some weight after no particular “diet,” just trying to reduce my intake and be a little more active. The pandemic depression certainly helped (I tend to be a do-nothing, eat-nothing kind of depressed).

Did you see the date on that article?  There are editors on Gizmodo that weren’t on solid food when that was posted.

It sounds like someone made the old Onion “I Believe The Robots Are Our Future” op-ed into an art movie.

Gonna add a small thing here to hang off the number given, in the hope it might be useful. Some people feel calling the number is pointless, that it can’t possibly help, it’s just a surface thing that is there to look good...

And apparently most states will be adopting 988 as the suicide-hotline shortcut (like 911) by this summer - many already have it in use, others don’t yet.

What about exporting your messages for archiving?

Lawyers say “​​had a few drinks but not enough to impair his driving”