I hope the Cubs never win it.

How could this happen with the stellar defensive core of Gasol, Mirotic, McDermott, and Rose all on the floor?

He’s out for the season with a torn patellar tendon, the same injury that Victor Cruz had. Usually takes a full year to recover from, and there’s no guarantee that he’ll be the same player when he returns.

Injury truthers, now? We’ve got goddamn injury truthers?!

Meanwhile, Tim Duncan.

Roses are red

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Wow. Clearly you don’t know a single thing about Jimmy Butler. His story makes most scrappy underdogs look like pampered pooches.

The Hawks retired Dikembe Mutombo’s number last night, and kicked off the festivities with this court projection.

What is this? A room for ants?!

Aw! Gross Polluter Volkswagen can’t support kickball games anymore? I’m getting all weepy here.

Steph’s the best player in the world right now. But honestly, I thought Jimmy Butler was the best player in the game last night.

But he's not a rapper

ain’t the internet grand.

Can I say the you-googley at your funeral?

Do you ever suppose the Republican Muslim Coalition and Log Cabin Republicans hang out? Is it like how the goth kids sometimes used to sit with the theatre kids?

Just change Europe to USA and Muslims to Irish and you could easily imagine this comment is from 1840.

So.... He's black and arrogant, but not talented? Got it.