Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Exactly. #Boymom is the precursor to “Boys will be boys.”

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

but bernie got railroaded, so....choo choo...?

Meh, there was really no difference between Trump and Hillary and my Jill Stein vote sent a message to the establishment that will reverberate throughout the millennia far more than some meaningless Supreme Court decisions.

Voting (and not voting) has consequences.

Hey, remember yesterday when everyone wanted to change the makeup of the SCOTUS by adding more judges? You know what would have been the better idea? Voting and not allowing Donald Trump in the White House.

You know, at first, the idea of making money off of people’s worst thoughts and impulses and then using that money to fund charities sounds great. But after you finish patting yourself on the back for the second part, you’re still participating in the first part, which is objectively terrible.

quick, someone else is talking about a game released outside of the 90s, go let them know when that game came out. lol.  fuckin forum police, lol.

The frightening thing is that the idea that better off people deserve to be paid more because it’s what they’re used to really is how these assholes think. 

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Yah, fuck you. People like you enable the economically strong to punish the weak for arbitrary bullshit like this.

That’s your opinion and everyone is welcome to keep their opinion to themselves when they are unpopular and wrong.

That David Booth tweet too. This was, perhaps, the toughest year that Rovell has/will ever face.

That 9/11 Jets tweet was something else, though. I feel like it deserved to win.

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

the woman literally emailed me right after the story went up to say “i’m glad you told that commenter to fuck off”

PLEASE fuck off

fuck off