When does the moratorium on basketball players lift? The all-star break?

Well, it’s roughly the size of a two year old child, if the child were liquefied. It’s a real bargain at $1.59.

great post

Cubs trying too hard

I cannot believe some of the comments here. The car driver attempted to murder the biker, and you people are going on about a traffic violation. It’s like someone is jay-walking, so you all feel it’s ok for a bystander to shoot them.

She’s naked in one of them, keep looking

I want to take that bat flip out behind a middle school and get it pregnant

Wow tell me more

Wait wait wait... a professional VIDEO GAME player?!?!

We’re winning the war on the Ocean!

Poor baby’s SNL being ruined! Should we call you a whaaaaambulance?

It’s a little worse for wear

Every cocktail:

Her Meowmeowbeenz are going through the floor

Switching costs are real though. I keep buying Apple not because I harbor some deep feelings for Apple, but because switching just ain’t worth it.

Monster Harden doesn’t play defense either

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