Being called names: the ultimate indignity. This will not stand, man, this aggression will not stand!

The juicer attachment on my KitchenAid, although I make entirely too many margaritas now

lol stop ur killing me

Pretty funny you think you know more about ethical research than someone who had to get past an IRB

Exactly. Men are regular people, women are like, fake.

MLS 0wners obviously didn't buy into relegation, but why can't we do this:

* scream of primal rage *

Where is musique concrete?!?!

Privileged white people all know each other, I thought this was well known

I am also blegging for fan gimmicks and giveaways

We should be asking what Ward could have done to avoid provoking Stewart!

Dan Snyder shaves his head, joins a mountaintop monastery, the team folds and is never referred to again

This makes procrastination sound much more rational that I think it really is.

I think you can check the box for ANY of those

Oooh I'm so close...

How did you manage to not list a single pacific northwest ipa. how

Thanks Deadspin, I'll keep this insightful reporting in mind

That Dunleavy layup is the worst. Rock Bottom.