THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Cumtoastic!

A pacifist in XXX? Isn't that called a bottom?

I have had to work hard everyday of my life and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase and this haircut! And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?

I can't remember all of them but Rowdy Roddy Rabbi and The Hebrew Hurricane were definitely in it.

Looks like my Thomas Mundy Peterson Day just got a lot busier.

Yo, Rae… I can't feel my face
My heart pounding and shit
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who the fuck?
Close them blinds and shit! Who that? Captain Kirk?

The cab driver will deliver the eulogy.

When I was a flashy, young, 20 somethin' I had a morning jacket, an afternoon jacket and an evening jacket. Now I just walk around with a garbage bag over me.

The 5556% Chambers

This is such a great album. I just wish Bowie would have seen it hit #1. The sad part is, if he hadn't passed, it never would have got to the top of the chart.

Unbreakable Kimmi Schmit

"Well , here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

I saw The Revenant. It is visually stunning. I never knew the climate I lived in could look so good. The script is a bit thin but overall a great film worth seeing.

I have a problem with this.

Poe knows X-Wings.
Poe knows TIE Fighters.
Poe knows comics?

If I am me and she is her and one of us just got a show on Netflix, chances are I JUST GOT A SHOW ON NETFLIX Y'ALL!

This is just between you and me smashed hat.

Scary Stores To Tell In The Dark?

I think, unfortunately, that could happen on either team.