You snooze you lose, amirite Jake?

By the way, Jerry. The suspenders? A little hacky.

The film is just Melissa Leo in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half.

Tell my wife……Hello.

Vin, It's a… [rolls a dice.] Pleasure to meet you!

Powers Boothe's Show: The Electric Company

The powers that boothe are very powerful. In fact they're lighting this room right now.

♫ This is what it sounds like when nerds all orgasm at the same time. ♫

He imploded.

B for the movie, B- for the review, C+ for your choice in shirt Vishnevetsky.

We knew you'd be back.

Don't cross the streams.

Assistant's fondest memory was the day Diddy praised her "good ass sugar cookies."

It's that damn Hansel. He's so hot right now.

Insert quarter to receive your fortune comic book.

It's an abbreviated version of the word merchandise. Merchandise is a word that can be used to describe goods that are bought and sold. In this case the merchandise would be referring to music related paraphernalia that could be purchased to support the band Hüsker Dü.

This Game of Thrones "superfan" claims to have had sex with someone named Caroline "several times" in the 1980's?

Agree.

TheKappa: I have Bloodstorm, and Bone Squad, and Bloodstorm II, stupid.

Speaking of Yummy Nostalgia Porn, I'm having trouble grasping the idea of Playboy now longer having nude photos. Not every magazine has to be as classy as Maxim.