And yet ownership of the Batboat, Batcopter, Batcycle and Batplane is still up in the air.

Hate the Yankees. But as a sports fan, respect the hell out of this guy. RIP.

It was the best of times, it was the stickiest of times.

Flight was about Amy Poehler? Denzel nailed it.

I just renewed my subscription and now I find out I could just watch the most insightful magazine this side of Maxim.

I just renewed my subscription and now I find out I could just watch the most insightful magazine this side of Maxim.

They did a great job with this costume. Especially the resemblance to Donald Trump's camel toe.

I'm seeing double here. Four Wes Andersons.

Best get those eyes checked. However, I did read that Fogle would be starring in a special prison series: Stuffed Salami.

I'd prefer a single-cam sitcom starring Jemaine Clement.

I'll take ten.

Yo mama so fat she was voted 2nd place at the Westport County Fair.

Ice to see you.

Just because it's dated, Pacific Rim 1: The Girls of Vanuatu is still good wanking material.

Adding McBrie to the menu cast is a great idea.

Man: Good afternoon. I'd like to see a Doctor please.
Nurse: Who?
Man: A doctor.
Nurse: Certainly he should be out in a minute
Man: Who?
Nurse: That's right, please have a seat.

"Here's some of the stuff I'd like to work on: improv, standup comedy, funny monologues, crazy characters, sketches, slapstick, anecdotes, parody."

A&E Presents: Women Say The Darndest Things

I've always known Canadian Budweiser to be a much politer beer. Oh wait, it`s Quebec Budweiser? Never mind.

"No sir, I don't like it."