Fox Studio Exec: “I've been reviewing your work. Quite frankly, it
stinks."

I used to think that movie Freddy Got Fingered was an origin story about this guy.

Chance the rapper, that's good. Lil B, that's bad.

There's actually a pretty interesting doc you can watch over at Vice (yes, yes) about human waste management called You Don't Know Shit, it's worth a watch just to see how awful we are.

uhhhh, no peg.

You've seen my work good sir.

Man this takes me back…..
…..back to the days when I drew steaming, fly infested piles of shit on everything.

Not to be confused with successful businessman John Hulbert of John Hulbert Construction Ltd.

De Blasio takes "upper decker", falls off top of toilet, cracks skull. Louis CK becomes Mayor of NYC.

OMG! I've got the same jacket!

What'd up baby girl? is the newest, street savvy reboot.

There seems to be a discrepancy here Chavez. Matt Damon becomes Ryan Gosling in the article.

The Nightmare? Just call it die gruseligsten Film aller Zeiten then.

I'm surprised there isn't a Futurama quote generator on here.

Rumor has it The Holograms will be played by Hologram Michael Jackson and Hologram 2pac. That explains the collaborative remix of 2 of Amerikaz most wanted on this album.

Leaked Citizen Kane reboot script:

Turns out Hepatitis is the only thing that can save humanity in a post-apocalyptic future.

What Resident Evil was it where Ali Larter fought George Foreman?

so, you're saying I've got some time…….

Seinfeld Quote Generator, you've got a little something on your face.