1 of sour, 2 of sweet, 3 of strong, 4 of weak.

They should be Excitable micheladas

That's reasonable. My problem is, if I'm going to invest a few hundred dollars in a bottle of scotch, I have difficulty accepting Kirkland on the bottle.

Not sure if you're a scotch man but Kirkland actually has an agreement with Glenlivet distillery for a special signature line of impressively aged single malts. Damn expensive though.

I'm more of a Costco boxed wine man.

"What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing?"

Rated X

Revoc Pumps were my favorite

Hey ma, how 'bout some space cookies?

We prefer the term STI. It doesn't scare the students as badly.

Hey that joke still plays if I insert any school.
I'm actually interning at the "Hoyt school of mathematics"

I made a comment the other day about the quickly declining fan base of this show and got torn apart by a surprising number of fans……… 3 people replied.

Forced-life had a naked Patrick Stewart and a vampire (and maybe a pro-life message?)

We come here for jokes not the complicated mathematics.

As your agent (and hype man) I am very disappointed.

The villainous Erectron to be played by Dikachu

♫ It's the eye of the downsize ♫

Forget the Grizzly, forget the Polar, it's the Joy that is the most magnificent of them all.

She will also be making her debut in the squared-circle in a special Panjabi Prison Match on Monday Night Raw.

I'm hip. To the whole scene.