I see you've played knifey/spoony before

Dear, Mr. Guzman,

Where's the fat guy with no shirt and leather hat? A Rancor would not be caught dead walking down the street without his pit master.

it would make more sense if the answer was Magic.

The cosmic ballet goes on……

An Electronic Commerce Joint

When Tina Fey rolls into the frame I asked myself "Why god, was I born as an able bodied human being and not a brown wheely office chair?"

'Man's best friend.' I want something like that on my tombstone.

I guess i'll get a head start on the conversation……..

Canadians don't start wars……..unless it's over donut chain supremacy.

I've already said too much………

A creepy Russian hiker mystery is no different than a regular Russian hiker mystery.

"Now I'm no big city lawyer……. *adjusts suspenders*

you can make any name sound good by adding The Hutt

I'll take 2 shots of espresso……………

"Don Hutt, I madea speciala donut just for you…."

It was an Indecent Proposal situation…..but much much worse.

additionally, the Brits are the only people that can say C*nt without sounding totally awful

I'm sorry, it's moops.

maybe, but if I didn't do it, I owed Chris Martin $10,000