"Don't forget about me, I'm a thing."

eh?
eh.
eh!
Aye.
A.

Isn't that just a crush then?

Canada Day (July 1) is a politer version of Independence Day….. which makes it worse.

Did anyone buy the Back To The Future Lego set?

Interesting piece of trivia - In 2006, when Paul Thomas Anderson was shooting the movie in Marfa, Texas, the Coen brothers were close by shooting No Country for Old Men. When Anderson and his crew were testing the pyrotechnic system used in the film’s famous oil derrick scene, a huge billow of smoke drifted into the…

The best way to avoid a bad trip at a Grateful Dead show is to not attend a Grateful Dead show.

Katherine Heigl? Robin Thicke? What is this? Doucheday '15?

I think this might be the essence of Seinfeld:

for the majority of us, it's probably both.

I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner! An Oscar winner, Jerry!

I'm seeing double here. 4 Danny Glover jokes.

Robin's Thick Dick < Robin Thicke's Dick

Gotta keep the Jets happy

The Wrath of Com

Shia LaBeouf, Shia Labeouf
He's our man
If he can do it
Anyone…..will

Substitute Hip for shit and hop for shit and you might be on to something.

I said a hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

ohhhhh, the other Thor.

I hope the stamp is a fat, sweaty, toilet sitting Elvis and not a sveldt, pelvis gyrating, young Elvis.