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Vincent Chase or Jason Momoa? Who is the better all time Aquaman?

Michael Pitt. We don't need you as much as you need us.

"Hello Mr. President, this is Kazuo Hirai, CEO of Sony. The Koreans stole one of our newest, and bestest movies. Remember when I gave your daughters a new PS4 last Christmas? Well guess what, I'm cashing in that favour you owe me. I want you to send your Navy Seals over there and mess their shit up. Fuck em up, fuck

Damn you South Korea! Damn you straight to hell!

Was Steve Carell going to play some zany character wearing a lot of makeup?

Un light of the situation Sony will be pulling the movie all together. Thank you.

The difference is people actually wanted to see The Dark Knight Rises.

I liked your comment up until the David Cross reference. Both theatre owners and myself think that ruined it.

I was planning to line up the night before to be one of the first people to see it……said no one.

It amazes me that D'Angelo is only 40. I hope we don't have to wait until he's 55 before his next great album.

Considering it's been 14 years, this new album is surprisingly good.

He card read good.

This teaser is better than the entirety of episodes 1-3

Smashtodon

I met Bill Cosby. He offered me a single serve Jello pudding cup but the seal had been pulled back when he handed it to me. I decided I wouldn't take a chance. Not because it was open, because it was Butterscotch.

I love American Music.

As opposed to the top 5 highest selling Musicians in the US (right now)
Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. If we're looking for quality we can't look at the highest sales.

Can we trade you Jim Carrey and stick with the rest of our team?

Punch Drunk Love is my least favorite PT Anderson film. Is it because Adam Sandler is in it or is it because it's the worst PT Anderson film?

As a Canadian, I am expected to boast about all the great comedic exports who have "made it" in Hollywood. Unfortunately, Jim Carrey is Canadian and he has done more to tarnish the reputation of this fine land than South Park or the weather.