That's just the new name for Haifa on the Telegram

Unsubstantiated? https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Ahh, the true meaning of Christmas

Jack's in his corset, Jane is in her dress?

What about Romeo Rodriguez and lithesome Juliet Bell?

Well, they're based on real people. Terry ended up trapped in the Phantom Zone. Julie ended up graduating to appear in a Yo La Tengo song, where she was partnered with Tom.