They found that isn’t what happened at all and yet here you are still thinking the election was “hijacked.”

God created the dinosaurs in 7 days then decided it wasn’t a good idea and buried them a few thousand years ago. I’m certain of this but we can’t know specific details or it might reveal the CIA mole we have in Heaven.

The report says that Russia influenced the election by:

2017, the year the Left decided it didn’t want more jobs coming back to the United States, because their ideology relies on a subservient dependent class, as opposed to self-reliant people with jobs.

Megan Reynolds, where reporting on hypothetical bad things is more important than reporting on things that actually happened.

Report #BLMKidnapping

Being able to speak freely in the public arena isn’t asking for a safe space, it’s asking for basic liberty. A “safe space” is taking a venue OUT of the public arena to self-segregate or avoid criticism.

Jezebel tackling the most important stories.

You don’t even know how to properly hit the reply button to actually reply to a comment. How hard is life for you?

And now it’s time to pretend a few comments are representative of all of society as a pretext to crybully all of society.

Only on Jezebel could explicit racism and appeals to violence by one person get turned around and pinned on an entire political spectrum.

Socialist Gizmodo bloggers all of a sudden care about the health of the military industrial complex. My sides.

You’re being an overly literal idiot Ballaban.

I can’t even tell if this is satire.

God exists because you can’t provide the evidence he doesn’t.