Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Hello, Broadway producer, I’m so glad you brought this to my attention—I’m delighted to hear about West Side Story returning to the Great White Way, and I will certainly pay big Broadway money to sit front row and scream-sing the lyrics to “I Feel Pretty,” thank you!!!!

If Anna Wintour, a woman whose eyes are just large Chanel sunglasses, is making her own pair of Jordans, does that mean hypebeasts are over?

Here is America’s favorite Taurus, Melania Trump, dazzling in a dress the color of a medium-hydrated person’s urine. What are you trying to say, Melania?

Summer is here, but in my heart and maybe yours, sadness reigns. I am loath to use the word “tender” to describe anything other than a particularly well-steamed green bean or a cut of pork tenderloin, but at this moment in time, it is an accurate representation of my inner self. How to best dress my outside to protect…

We don’t recommend watching the video above, an overview of the new TLC series Dr. Pimple Popper in which dermatological growths are poked, prodded, squeezed, jiggled, and irrigated. But then again, we don’t recommend not watching it either. The show—which opened with this scene during its premiere on Wednesday night…

Kylie Jenner, the youngest of Kris Jenner’s brood of wealthy ladies, is on the cover of Forbes, dressed in a sharp-shouldered blazer like a small child playing dress up, smiling an inscrutable grin. The accompanying article promises to tell us how Kylie Jenner made almost $900 million in three years. To their credit,…

As a 35-year-old woman with three to seven grey hairs, a scattering of chin hairs, and a stress wrinkle that asserts itself in the grim light of the subway station, I have never felt more alive, vibrant, youthful, or attractive. Therefore, I would like to correct the record set forth by this profile featuring Amber…

The trailer for Season 3 of Insecure features Daniel’s fine ass but nary a trace of Lawrence, his sweaters, or his very attractive face and body.

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

JOANNA: Last night you texted me, “I feel insane/ soaring highs/ followed by dark lows/ moral emergencies.” I feel like that’s a good place to start.

A few weeks ago I stood outside my office on the way back from the dentist, talking my mother down from her various threats to disown one or more of my sisters. This is not an unusual occurrence; there was a fight, and my mother reacted the way I expected her to react: with the temper she passed down to each of her…

I find it stressful to think about the women that Drake has asked out on a date and then summarily rejected because he never intended to go out with them in the first place. Have they formed a support club? Do they all know about each other? Are they ready to welcome Tiffany Haddish into the fold?

When my moon cycle coincides with the time to have sexual intercourse with a willing participant, I don’t need special equipment designed specifically to absorb the various liquids produced by my frantic and frenzied lovemaking. All I need is the weird and gross towel that lives on the top shelf of my hall closet,…

Heather Locklear was hospitalized for a possible overdose mere hours after she was released from jail, where she had been held for assaulting a police officer and an EMT.

Teens are at their best when they’re both intimidating and vulnerable—roving in packs on skateboards and experiencing life—which is what makes this trailer for The Skate Kitchen so damn good.

Koko, the western lowland gorilla who communicated with humans via sign language, has died in her sleep, according to the Gorilla Foundation. She was 46.

In March 2017, a small statue of a brass girl with her hands planted on her hips, staring down the famous statue of a bull on Wall Street, was installed by an ad agency under the cover of night—a bold political statement in honor of the one day in March where everyone in the world loves women. Now, thanks to the…