Here is Don Jr. in an appearance on The Ingraham Angle (okay!), saying some words about Covington Catholic High School and that now-contested BuzzFeed story that I never want to think about again. No matter: I can’t hear a word he is saying because I am distracted by the approximately 478 hairs that have collected on…

Good old Anne Hathaway is out here making the absolute most sense for once and I am shocked, humbled, and in awe of her wisdom at this moment in time!!

Every night before I go to bed, I stand in front of my closet, sigh loudly, and lay out what has become my uniform: a pair of jeans that may or may not fit right and a sweatshirt that is (hopefully) unstained. I put these clothes on my body. I look in the mirror before I leave for work. I’m 36 years old, but I dress,…

I have found that as of late, my reading tastes have skewed towards the speculative and the fantastical; real life is a nightmare and contemporary fiction has yet to provide me with a suitable replacement. Immersing myself in a novel has lost the magic it once held; everything is bad, also I’ve already heard roughly…

Never have I ever spent any time thinking about what it would be like if Goldie Hawn was my mom and how it would be if I was giving birth and she was in the delivery room, but everything about what I have just learned tracks.

On Sunday night at the Bell House in Brooklyn, America’s pre-eminent trash raccoons, Madeleine Davies and Megan Reynolds (that’s me), took the stage for Dirtcast’s first ever live show!

I’m not sure why anyone is reporting this information as if it were actual news and not a foregone conclusion, but the gossip coffers run dry and I am compelled to report to you my findings: it seems that Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger will have a wedding that leaves plenty of room for the Father, the Son,…

Carol Channing, an indomitable Broadway legend, has died. Per the AP, her publicist B. Harlan Boll confirmed that Channing died of natural causes in Rancho Mirage, California early Tuesday morning. She was 97.

The saga of Jeff Bezos’s woefully pedestrian sexts and the new, looming threat of alleged dick pics continues with this new revelation: it was reportedly Lauren Sanchez, whose “loose lips” about the sexts and dick pics brought this information to us.

Please try and keep your morning repast down, as it brings me no pleasure to share this news with you now. There appear to be dirty texts from divorcé bajillionaire Jeff Bezos that only prove that shiny, bald, rich motherfuckers don’t really know how to sext.

The Academy Awards are still without a host and Kevin Hart is still without a hosting job... perhaps that’s why he’s launched an apology tour for his bad tweets, though I’m sure no one really wants to hear it from him anymore.

On Friday night’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars, Season 2 icon Manila Luzon trotted out a very nice Chanel-adjacent look for the Curves and Swerves Runway category. That look, and her performance in the nightmarish “Jersey Justice” improv challenge snagged her a spot in the top. However, that look wasn’t…

Chris Messina is an undeniably handsome man whose status as a Would is irrefutable. Last night at the Golden Globe Awards, he showed up on the red carpet with a new hairdo and a fresh attitude, making a strong case for his entry into the canon of famous white Chrises.

Tidying Up With Marie Kondo was released on January 1, in a calculated attempt to activate the great American tradition of overhauling one’s life when the new year hits. It is mesmerizing in its sameness, much like The Great British Bakeoff or Queer Eye soothes the brain. Marie Kondo, Japanese tidying expert, and her…

On New Year’s Eve, Madonna trotted out a passable rendition of “Like A Prayer” in a surprise appearance at the Stonewall Inn. During said appearance, anyone with eyes surely noticed that Madge appeared to be smuggling a honey baked ham into the club, because her butt looked entirely different than any other iteration…

I hope your new year has been restorative and pleasant, and I am sorry to say that it won’t be for long: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are making another baby.

One of life’s cruelest tricks is that drinking makes you feel invincible in the moment, but like absolute death the next day. The inevitability of this death feeling only increases with age. If you are young and fresh, with youth’s dew still caressing your downy cheeks, drinking at night may have little to no…

We published many blogs this dreadful year, and you read a bunch of them. Here are the ones you read the most.

Samin Nosrat handles food as it should be—with pleasure. In her Netflix series, Salt Fat Acid Heat, she explores the four pillars of good food by following these sensations to various sources around the world. In Italy, she tastes a thin sliver of barely-ripe Parmesan cheese made from the milk of red cows and sighs in…

Just when I thought I’d heard the last of Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos, here’s a new bit of information in this ongoing headache.