Lamictal tastes terrible. Before it went generic, the company that manufactured it made the pills look like little shields.

People ask me for it all the time. “Please sell me some! I want a very slow consistent release that gives me almost no euphoria!”

Yeah, agreed that controlled substances shouldn’t taste like candy. That is asking for trouble.

Kids today just need some Dyziplen.

“I’m not a big fan of controlled substances that come in forms that can be easily abused—and certainly a chewable drug falls into that category.”

I’m trying to decide which sounds more pretentious with a British accent:

I’m in an “bridge to basics” weight class. It’s for people with chronic pain, recovering from injury, aren’t medically allowed into regular classes, etc. It’s mostly older women with chronic pain. And you know what? It’s the most damn fun I’ve ever had in an exercise class - coming from a woman who hates exercise…

Also this is a teen girl. The full figured swim suit looks like something I, a middle aged matron with the type of belly that shows I pushed out two kids, would wear to the YMCA. She’s a teen! Give her something fun!!

Aimee, you were and, I’m sure, are definitely not pear-shaped. Your teen body looks great and it’s disgusting how people focus on bodies.

The way we word things is the problem. “Pear shaped”, “bikini body”, “sexy waist.” This is why so many women hate fitness and exercising. Because of the way these classes are labeled and sold to them. Men’s classes are not sold to them that way. If you labeled them more positively and simply, like “health and fitness…

Is that where Terry Richardson started?

A supply teacher obviously teaches people about supplies.

Saying “bikini body” is like chewing glass, it’s such an asinine term.

Come on, Bobby. Let’s have some decency here.

There is an Express outlet store about three hours away (boooo) from me, and I was suuuuper impressed by the selection they had. If I had more time to shop, I probably would’ve come away with a lot of basics for work!

I think I’ve both aged out and sized out of Forever 21's stuff. I went into Forever 21 and H&M this last weekend, and came out of both feeling like a hippo. SORRY I HAVE AN ASS, FOREVER 21.

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

I’m a Chinese-American and I’m totally ok with this. The fair trade is this: they just need to make a non-inscrutable, non-accented English normal superhero Asian.

Going outside is overrated anyway. I order and return so much shit. I ordered 10 bralettes from forever 21 once and only kept two— worth it.

FWIW, I had my gallbladder out and didn't have any issue with my underwires (I'm a G-cup). I did have issues with wearing pants, though. I recommend stocking up on comfy dresses for when you're recovered enough to re-enter the world but not quite recovered enough that a waistband isn't painful.