I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

It’s actually the title of his next cook book.

Lincoln appreciation GIF thread?

I imagine if you type in ‘Michael Bay’ to any field it just returns with this:

I know! It isn’t a rational thing. But when the bell tolls, you gotta answer.

#TeamAnythingWithCheese

there are mediocre Mexican food shops and trucks with names like “MATT AND JEN’S MEXI SABOR” or “TACO CHIC” that substitute flavor for excellent logos in fancy fonts

I agree with the assessment. I mean, Taco Bell has its place in the world. That place is when you are horrendously drunk or going somewhere where you might be stuck in the car for 10+ hours with people you know well enough that you don’t care if you fart in front of them. On the other hand, there is no role for…

While no woman misses the latter two parts, I must say, I wish people would dress for dinner (especially men) and the occasional carriage ride sounds nice.

Admit it, you wanted to say that she’s completely stupid, but that seemed a bit harsh so in the end you decided to compromise.

Yeah, she might not be completely stupid but she’s at least three-fifths stupid.

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

Are you made of porcelain?

On behalf of ridiculous injury sufferers, I could see his accidents being just that...accidents. I dislocated my knee during catholic mass, tore a ligament in my thumb when someone grabbed my bag to help me and twisted my hand, strained my jaw eating a chocolate croissant. There is oh so much more. I don’t drink ever.

I’ll buy anything if there is a 5% chance it might work. I even bought those stickers ( non medicated, i think made by abreva?). They are pretty good for the first day or two when its so painful you just are scared of touching it.

As far as the rashes and bleeding, as others have said, it sounds like Rachel Cronin is simply allergic to an ingredient. Which can happen…most people with a shred of brain matter would take that as a cue to stop using the product. I’m allergic to cats, but it’s never occurred to me to file a class-action suit against…

I didn’t have blistering or rashes, but the skin on my lips basically peeled off in sheets when I used it. Like, the whole lip at a time, so I went back to ye olde chapstick. I chalked it up to something in the formulation.