And that’s how Gawker will get out of debt.

An illustrated coffee table book of these could probably raise mad funds.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

like there’s lots of middling level vocal talent out there (and i love pop music)

She definitely had a type.

It’s like the douchebags who say, “Humans aren’t built for monogamy and I have no control over how many women I want to sleep with.”

I’m so sorry for what happened to you. I was raped (god it feels so weird to even write that word) three years ago and I still haven’t come to terms with it. My case was a lot like this victim’s (I was drunk, blacked out, then passed out, but I woke up to things... being done to me before I passed in and out of…

Exactly. As I’ve said all along- his name is Brock. I rest my case.

Nope. Plenty of other prisoners face all that and years behind bars. This fucker is the poster child for needing a long sentence. Did you read his statement to the court? He blames Stanford, alcohol and slutty women. Not a single thing in his proclamation was about his personal responsibility.

Sometimes the worst punishment is not prison. Don’t get me wrong, a six months sentence was far too kind, but I think it’s not the only punishment a person can endure, and right now his life is ruined. His family is ruined financially and they’re asking for money to cover their attorneys, he can’t do what he loves…

I don't understand. Why do some men embrace the stereotype that they have no control over their bodies? That they're just apes about to fuck anything that moves? Isn't that demeaning? Insulting? Why am I seeking logic with these people?

Why did they have to preface the fact she's gay by her accomplishments? So if she was a B average student and smoked weed with diesel mamas on the weekends, she wouldn't be worth it?

THANK YOU! I’m glad it wasn’t just me scoffing at “a two hour binge” lol.

This fuck is a poster boy for the dumpster fire that is white male privilege.

Because party before country. The whole republican party is falling to their knees for their reality show demigod. Its another example of pathetic in a long line of them.

Thanks for making a burner account to just tell us this important information.

It’s like this incident, too:

Did they ever make savoury Jell-O? Asking for a friend.

“This was putting unnecessary negative energy into my life.”