alison
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So when do we get the indictment? The arrest? The perp walk? What’s taking so long!?

I see Ye is in stage 3 of his very public transformation into a cult leader. 

He killed Gawker all those years ago, and I shall never forgive him. How dare he deny us the hot goss! He is just a bossy bottom worth billions, so I find it ironic that he uses conservatives/conservatism as a vessel for his ire, knowing full well that they hate the gays outwardly and openly as they take his cash.

They say that if you listen closely, you can actually hear Peter Thiel opening his checkbook... 

The irony that a guy whose last name is “Pincher” got caught for groping two people was not lost on me.

Stop watching romcoms, Jason!

He was just trying to cheer up those poor put on attendees with a little dance.

Where’s a meteor strike or gas line explosion or some other form of just desserts when you really need it?

This whole scenario is surreal to me. Seriously.

I mean, she doesn’t even know if her thyroid levels are high or low. Can we stop giving these imbeciles airtime and attention? 

...who the hell is Cohen, though?

This MF had to jump in his car, drive 200 miles to straighten that shit out.

Well. There’s the “feel good” story we’ve all been looking for.

Miss Heard found physical relief in her husband’s bed.

They are psychopaths. Don’t over-think this.

My head is still spinning from all the people defending Smith. People I typically respect and who have opinions I nearly always agree with. Plus turning it into a racial thing is bizarre to me, and yes I understand the complexity of black women and hair, but it's not about the stupid joke, but about Will's reaction.

or it does, and she just found someone with an even bigger dick, and even hairier hands, and is even more unvaccinated.

These guys can spend the rest of their lives in lockup knowing that all they needed to do was mind their own business.

I guess Ben Carson hasn’t gone to law school yet...

Isn’t there another Hanks son that is actually good at being a person? Pretty sure Colin doesn’t whine like Chet does.