I hate the fact that these two reproduced.

The word “genius” is thrown around far too casually.

at what point does the phrase "power of attorney" come into play? dudes losing it

She’s writing, directing, and producing it. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if she starred in it (or cast Lourdes). It’s going to be a disaster.

I used to give girls I dated makeovers/styling...before I came out.

Why is Matt Gaetz not in jail yet?!?!?!

Watching the video he has a paper mask in his hand as he’s boarding. What a try hard troll, pathetic.

I mean, worst case he gets COVID, best case he catches something else from the panties themselves, which I must believe he stole. Either way, as a liberal, I feel owned.

accidents

Where do I sign up to volunteer?!? I’m in Cali, but I can do postcards or sumpin’!!!

 And a tenth of the functionality. 

I think the bigger takeaway is how this proves the addictiveness of social media. I mean you’re the richest person in the world, you can do ANYTHING you want. You can even do things out of this world... and you spend time dicking around on Twitter? Sad.

I prefer:

I fucking love Boogie Nights. It still holds up beautifully. 

I’m putting Issa Rae on notice. Better not fuck with Sigma Delta Chi!*

Ded.  

This is a good example of why I stayed away from Greek life in college. At least in college the people involved were in their early 20s. Now we’re dealing with grown ass adults.

lol I can almost guarantee they cleared the copyright shit before they aired a logo like that, and get over it. It’s a sorority/fraternity. If doctors don’t get upset about Grey’s Anatomy, why are a bunch of beer-pongers and flip-cuppers getting upset that they are getting repped in a major tv show? 

Do they charge for kids under 2?  What women should do is hit up places where kids eat free.