Until proven otherwise, I’m going to assume this union was strictly transactional.

President Buttigieg.

“Kiss me, 23andMe says I’m 1% Irish”

My favorite part is Matt Gaetz yelling, “They hate free speech!” to a group of people exercising their right to free speech while he runs away.

Gee this is new, I didn’t know you could announce you were having a “panic attack.” Shit woman you are the one out of control not her. I mean there needs to be a video series called “Karen’s Gone Wild.” This bitch is a teacher. Yes a teacher she works with children. She should lose her teaching license. White women…

This is like a white fragility field study. I hope they can make it into a documentary voiced by the great Sir David Attenborough.

Seems weird, cos the cops in Alabama had plenty of jurisdiction to go shoot up a Black man in the Army when he tried to save people from a mall shooter. Then they just “oopsie-daisy’d” their way out of that one.

…this guy is gonna be a cult leader in like 10 years. Y’all realize this right?

So there will be a reasonable chance of getting him up on a new sexual assault charge by the end of the year then. Rapists, which is what Cosby is, just cannot help themselves like that, the recidivism rate is near 100%.

Funny how things are different when you’re: 1) by yourself without your fuckboi backup, 2) not able to use your gun to intimidate others who have melanin, 3) in a state of rampant privilege overdose and someone reminds you that your white skin and job as state sanctioned murderer doesn't offer you protection from…

“Why would Toni, who’s a rookie, get the last-second shot and you put me out of bounds?”

It’s never a good sign when your argument involves repeatedly referring to yourself in the third person.

The problem with a denim skirt that is longer than your knees is that even if you wear just a bra with it, I’m going to automatically think “oh is she one of *those* Christians?”

The manager actually seemed bored. Like, “You came all the way from the trailer park to return some elastic waistband jeans and the best insult you got for me is a racial epithet?" Yawn.

All dogs may be good dogs, but that’s a sloth.

Decent people usually are biased against dead-eyed psychos who slowly squeeze the life out of a person.

This was a very nonsensical, shitty movie with a deep mean streak and an impressive cast. Do the actors involved just do these crap fests to make their union hours or something? No one, I mean NO ONE, would ever believe Anglina Jolie was a Smoke Jumper. It is almost as bad as that POS Zack Snyder Vegas zombie thing.

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

Why would they ruin Susie like that? Angelica and Susie’s rivalry was one of the best things about Rugrats, this little change is really unnecessary.