The manager actually seemed bored. Like, “You came all the way from the trailer park to return some elastic waistband jeans and the best insult you got for me is a racial epithet?" Yawn.

All dogs may be good dogs, but that’s a sloth.

Decent people usually are biased against dead-eyed psychos who slowly squeeze the life out of a person.

This was a very nonsensical, shitty movie with a deep mean streak and an impressive cast. Do the actors involved just do these crap fests to make their union hours or something? No one, I mean NO ONE, would ever believe Anglina Jolie was a Smoke Jumper. It is almost as bad as that POS Zack Snyder Vegas zombie thing.

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

I was thinking Rosie and Rosanne had a collision

Why would they ruin Susie like that? Angelica and Susie’s rivalry was one of the best things about Rugrats, this little change is really unnecessary.

Oh, come on, no you don’t. It sounds all fine and well to say you want to drink their tears, but those tears taste like Miller Lite, cigarettes, and their sister.

I can do that.

Kudos to everyone on twitter who sat on their asses like slugs, wiped the potato chip crumbs from their hands onto their sweatshirts, and took a moment to criticize Biles’ landing.

As a woman with coarse/curly hair EVERYWHERE, I’m pretty sure if I tried this level of waxing my crotch would eventually resemble a hyper-pigmented angry scrub brush.

Since he is a man, there’s a 100% chance he flexed, lol. They can’t help themselves.

The real question is why on earth would he forever stretch the cuff of a nice sweater to get it all the way up his arm - just take the sweater off!

So any Florida body of water? 

I’m sure Florida will pass a “No Demings” law within the next two weeks.

Dude murdered his wife, so he could vote in her name and blame Democrats.

“I just couldn’t see myself having a beer with her.”

“The Supreme Court doesn’t matter in the long run” or “quit trying to hold my vote hostage.”

“But Hilary just didn’t INSPIRE me to vote."