“I have been saying from the beginning we have well-trained police officers.”

Your career should end if people that would be in your workplace feel unsafe around you and feel like you are a danger to others, or merely that you are a predatory sex-pest creep. In the lives of normal people your career can be ended because your boss doesn’t like your shoes, for some reason somebody who makes…

C’mon guys, this isn’t how you construct an AV Club headline! Let me help:

A good shower takes at most maybe 15 mins, you funky ass peckerwood.

Thoughts and prayers for those investigators.   They’ll have seen things...

I think we deserve more from our elected officials myself

So how ‘bout this weather we’re having, eh? 

NASCAR Jacket!

There’s your problem, you let your wife plan it out instead of just handing over the planning duties to God. With a divine touch, anything can be done in 4 months.

It helps when you don’t actually have to book the venue!

I cannot imagine the unearned confidence it takes to think that would have worked out in any way.

Between Coondace, Tomi The UNLV Basketball teams practice chick & bitch turd Tucker Carlson I cannot decide who I want to bury up to their neck and run over with a lawn mower more. Anyone ripping me for these feelings, please feel free to eat a dick and die. Tomi is upset there was no rioting last night, I guess she…

Fig. 1 - Candace Owens Examining American Racism

Candice Owens looks like that black woman that goes to the white woman salon with her white friends when she knows they can’t do her type of hair but they’ll try something I guess.  

Old. White. Rich. Male.

Can’t Dance and Tommy, both ridden hard and put away wet.

I was in my doctor’s office yesterday when the verdict was read, and he and I had to have a little chat. (He was about to stick some needles in me, so it was a careful chat.) Same sort of FuxNews talking points from him...until I let him know about Chauvin ‘s prior reprimands (https://www.businessinsider.com.au/derek-c…

I’m still baffled by this. Maybe it’s Demi’s sense of entitlement? Like, because she’s battled an eating disorder nobody is allowed to sell anything but full-fat iced creams? Some of us like a low-calorie treat even if we don’t have an explicit health reason to need one. Is there something wrong with that? I don’t…

If it wasn’t for double standards, the GOP wouldn’t have any standards at all.

“To live is to suffer. But to survive? Well, that’s to find meaning in the suffering.”