I dont plan on clicking any content about this man after today.

It’s been years, maybe decades, since there has been any difference between The Onion and real American life.

Once again, shout out to Reagan for defunding thousands of mental health clinics when he was president.

What’s the frequency, Karens?

Guys... J Lo lied about singing her own songs. Her entire career had been built on pandering, lying and myth building. She’s on the more “old school” end of celebrity where what she projects isn’t necessarily authenticity. My 86 year old slavic grandmother has barely a wrinkle on her face, but that dose not mean she do…

J Lo does not strike me as someone who would have any kind of problem with lying. 

74 years old, 3 wives, 5 kids, 10 grandkids and he still sittin’ at the kiddie table on Thanksgiving?

History tells us there’s more than one path to peace.

I must say that the “let’s go over apologies with a fine toothed comb to decide if its sincere” stage of outrage cycles is almost certainly the most annoying part of the ritual. Like, it probably shouldn’t be that surprising to anyone that apologies that are in response to angry social media campaigns are not “sincere.…

Trust me, and I say this from experience. Riding a bike outside is wayyyy more fun than sitting on a stationary bike listening to someone else’s idea of “good” music.

It was expected that he would act the way he did. The other 2 debates should just be canceled at this point since they’ll just be repeats of last night.

I think Biden did the best he could do by trying to ignore him and talking directly to the people.

How else can they prove to MAGA hats that they’re not part of the radical leftist agenda unless they both-sides everything?

Glad to see Jim Cramer’s still got a tight relationship with his cocaine dealer.

So. After using a sexist nickname against her, he decided to cover his tracks by mansplaining what she heard to her and wants to dictate how she should react. The audacity of male chauvinism. 

Who do you think they marry?

I mean this vile piece of shit has the fucking nerve to have a fucking news conference today talking about who he is considering for The Supreme Court when he wins, I mean steals another election. Look white folks I know you don’t care about democracy but I assume there are some of you that are decent out there. Oh to…

This won’t even be a hiccup in the burp of their day.