So, is this like a new 5th horseman of the apocalypse sign or something? If a Kardashian isn’t on TV constantly, does vocal fry become a lost language? How will people know what nose to order off the menu?  So many questions...

As I said elsewhere, this is the most unbelievable part of the story: No one gave him up. That has to be the most trustworthy inner circle in the history of Hollywood.

Maryanne not only conspired with Donnie and Robert to screw Fred Jr.’s children out of their fair share of the family inheritance, but she stepped down as a judge in order to dodge investigations into her own shady tax schemes. Of course she won’t publically denounce anything her idiot brother does. She’s just as…

So... the Trump family knows he lies, believes that the others are going to cheat other family members out of money, knows that he has profited from cheating the tax system and abusing the bankruptcy codes, and is morally appalled by actions he is taking in the name of “security”... and still does jack shit, except…

I just love how everything else looks so normal and minimalist and the fireplace is all “GAAAAHHH FUCK YOU!!!”

This is so insulting she should have a few more years tacked onto her sentence. 

Bitch, you broke into another person’s home and fucking shot him. The only thing that’s ‘reasonable’ here is seeing you put under the jail.

PLEASE include either the National Suicide Prevention Hotline or some other relevant resource when posting articles that discuss suicide or self harm. It is genuinely not that hard. It seems that Jezebel has fully committed to not including this information on recent articles addressing suicide.

Prince Philip doesn’t look a day over 200.

Right? That photo above is like he watched Undercover Brother and thought it was a documentary.

The most disturbing thing about this article is somebody is doing a Nurse Ratchett origin story.   

Just gonna leave this here

The most confusing part is that there’s no way that’s a 4-year old’s handwriting. Did Kim write this to herself??

She should be terminated for calling a resident a bitch. Periodt.

Ya’ll must have gotten a hold of an edited video, cause the real video would have followed that with:

He’s gone all-in on his right to mock LGBTQ people, trans in particular, and a whole lot of his fanbase is eager to excuse or move past that because he’s incredibly insightful on the topic of race, as though that earns him a free pass to shit on other marginalized groups and use slurs against them whenever he feels…

Somebody get his neighbor on the phone and get him a plane ticket to DC.

The last time someone said “Fuck the flag”, this motherfucker tried it.

It looks like someone else needs to be fired as well.