So how long until Moscow Mitch announces that the senate is investigating only Dianne Feinstein for this?

Sweetie, no. He’s a petty man who won’t put aside his beef with de Blasio for a unified public health message. Take some of the coronavirus theater with a grain of salt. I see cynical politicians trying to create a Giuliani 9/11 moment for themselves.

The day that incompetent orange fuck dies should be a national holiday - a celebration, not a day of mourning.

When your official ministry photographs look like something out of Central Casting for “Grifters”.....

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

Of course he'd care. He can't bang her if she's sick.

You say that so confidently, but could you find Seattle on an UNMARKED MAP?? Checkmate, libs!

Tell the olds that libs and millennials are really worried about the coronavirus and they’ll start licking doorknobs just to stick it to us. 

I’m just going to leave this here because we are now in hell.

and closing off travel to afflicted European countries.

You underestimate the pride, insecurity and pure hatred that White people are capable of.

Every time I hear one of them try to hoteptify their reasoning behind the virus, it’s all I see:

*Fingers Crossed*

In fact, he can’t stop rallying even when his life may depend on it.

Spreading communicable diseases to own the libs.

Who, I ask, is this man?

Damn it, even if he loses in November this fucker is just going to keep having rallies, isn’t it?

“Heinekenfluenza? Stella Artoirthritis?”

As someone else said online who I can't remember, "now I feel sorry for the virus."