I just want him to end up Dancing with the Stars.

Okay, I’ll play.

“I think that it comes from growing up in a household that was destabilized and felt unsafe, watching adults being unkind to each other, and witnessing certain things about human behavior that made me think: ‘I don’t want to do that. I don’t want to be that. I don’t want to experience this feeling I’m having in…

I just want to know if her husband attended the funeral she threw for her butt demon. 

Reminds me of my favorite joke:

Three men walk into a bar because it was set so low. 

I am THIS close to giving up brown liquor in favor of whatever the people at goop are smoking.

This is PEAK white people nonsense.

I haven’t watched the video, I’m more interested in the step and repeat. Please try to explain the “equality lounge” to me at Davos? Do they allow anyone who has over $50 m to feel equal with billionaires?

I dunno, put her in a sequined thong, add a buffet no one touches,  and you got a helluva weekend in Vegas.

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

It the show lasts long enough when they get to the appropriate time period:

Mississippi is known for currently having its shit together. I can see why they wouldn’t want to mess with the formula.

Admittedly I’m still on the Elizabeth Warren/Stacey Abrams train, but nothing about have Castro as VP strikes me as a bad move. One of the most unsung, and most damaging, effects of having Trump as president is the damage he’s done to the administrative state through neglect and institutional rot (and in Betsy DeVos’…

The mother and former wife of late rap icon The Notorious B.I.G. are peeved at Lifetime networks about new documentary

Well I guess I don’t need these eyes anymore.

I’m physically incapable of watching either show. I was on a JetBlue flight a couple months ago and a woman directly in my eyeline watched a Dr. Pimple Popper marathon on her seatback TV. I initially tried to ignore it, but kept catching glances of it at the worst possible, most popping-est moments. If she was a…

ya gotta feel for the young production intern that has to watch all the contenders as subjects for this show and also feel for the lowly cam & audio crew that film this shit but get no where near the money as the Docs that perform it. That crew has to be in the room, resetting lights and cam shots and get to capture…

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