“Hindsight and All the Things I Can’t See In Front of Me” sounds like the title of a short story the most obnoxious doofus in every freshman year creative writing class writes and thinks he’s super smart and interesting for.

This sounds as pointless, meandering and boring as Biel’s Au Fudge. These two have cornered the market on Aggressive Mediocrity. 

She asked a bunch of questions we all knew the answers to. Are white people underrepresented? No, quite the opposite. But she and her producers wanted to hear what the white supremacist would say. And we already fucking knew that too. She just gave him a bigger bullhorn. 

If there is one thing the Left and the Right can agree on is that they both need shoes.

This is so odd! Why would Michael Jordan be scared of a corrupt casino owner?

Die in a fire.

He’s friends with James Franco. What else did you need to know?

We don't have that kind of space! 

Please shop in some circling sharks, and a burning oil spill for accuracy.

To be fair the next 2.5 years will certainly feel like at least a fucking decade. 

Would type something, this explains so much better and with your headline:

Trebek’s dickishness is the only reason I watch Jeopardy! Isn’t half the fun watching him occasionally tear down people?

When all of this is over (by impeachment or revolution), McConnell and Ryan should join their gilded co-conspirator in a public stoning. That’s right; get biblical on their asses.

Deep Bloat.

I think Giuliani has been driving around in a SUV with Goal Posts attached to the roof.

Hah.

I’m sure there’s a prenup that says something like “Trump can do whatever the fuck he wants and she won’t get shit.” It probably uses that exact language too.