Why do you suppose it is that Obama has to be guarded and transported around everywhere by the taxpayers?

Right. Like, if you defend Obama’s right to just chill for at least a little bit after 8 years of the most stressful job in the world, made even more stressful by the fact that he was subject to constant, vicious racism against him AND his family, you get a horde of folks saying “SORRY NO ONE CAN CRITICIZE SAINT…

I’m sorry, but like...find somebody fucking else.

I think, and I may have missed a talking point or two, the gist of it is this:

All of them lifelong members of the May I Speak to Your Manager Tabernacle Choir.

What the fuck is this blog now? Who gives a shit? Democrats forced Republicans to take a stand against election security and you’re mad about... what, exactly?

Great pic. All the blond look alikes in the front row, women who were all likely wife #1s to rich assholes.

Young and naive is a great thing to be.  Better than old, corrupt, and fucking dumb as shit like this idiot. 

You know you wanted to include the Obamas in there.

Wasn’t it you that called Barack Obama shitty because he wasn’t out there doing more?

We all know who the real icon is.

Texas will pull the trigger on that plan the first time Texas sends Democratic Electoral college voters.

Coward Calls Charlatan Fake 

500 days of Papa John.

Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO

Ah yes, they just happened to-- on a total spur of the moment-- have a set of infant sized noise canceling headphones. Of course. 

Personally, I’m hoping for a fatal cerebral event on live television. Or  heart attack, I’m not really picky. But I really want it happening while a camera is rolling so I can watch clips of it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

THANKS, OBAMA! 

The time to remove that taint would have been 20 years ago when they were developing the recipe.