doesn’t mean we cant say it again and again

Well he’s giving it to Barron, so he’ll never be within 20ft of it again!

I hear you but fuck that ‘WE’ shit.

So there are many many layers to how shitty the Trump presidency. There’s the racism and misogyny and bigotry. There’s the damaging policies. There’s the straight up cruelty. There’s the incompetence. There’s the lies. There’s the constant attempts to undermine the institutions designed to stop the country from…

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.

He looks like nothing like Steve Bannon

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Either fired or made president

I’d probably be fired if I did that. How about you?

If they win with this flimsy case, I’ll try my luck suing him for emotional distress over seeing this photo:

oh look who’s back from the burn unit

C'mon can't a man show some solidarity for the changes in the WTA seeding rules.

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

CALM DOWN CHAD!

NOT MAYO FEST! What am I going to do with all these loves of plain white bread and Kraft singles now? And grandma was going to make her famous potato salad with extra raisins. 

We need to start putting this in context for the taxpayers who fund the police.

Complete with the Peppy remix? Fuckin’ dead, man.