Phone’s busy. I assume because Peter Thiel, Charles Harder and Miller are on a conference call at the moment.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

I am generally against screwing with peoples food in restaurants but this guy needs to never feel safe eating in public again. He should also never be able to walk down a street without people reminding him what a scumbag he is.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

Economic anxiety again rears its ugly head.

4 actually, you forgot the white skin on her face and hands.

“They kissed and canoodled and more or less acted like a serious couple in front of all the other rich people surrounding them, so it looks like her fling with Brad Pitt is over.”

Javale McGee - 2x NBA Champ.

Most lackadaisical, ho-hum awards ceremony ever. Felt like they were all exchanging holiday gifts with their in-laws.

Swaggy P is now an NBA champion. Let that sink in.

“It’s not over yet. We still have a chance to come back and win it all.”

Nick Young: NBA Champion.

I never made the connection between the comedian and the bike’s appearance. When I first received my Farley from Trek I thought the frame was damaged. Turns out they all have a little crack in them.

Who are you and how do you get to go to all of this stuff?

Would you really dump the love of your life, perfect for you in every way, because their genitals were not perfectly suited to your tastes?

So just a Benny Hill sketch then?

Can we just get to the pardon already?

He really is trying to break into prison, isn’t he?