The way she wrote this makes it sound like the whole family briefly let him out of the Sunken Place to tweet for a little and maybe make some music before going back in.

He’s actually out of the sunken place when he’s being himself which is very expressive

Well, we got the cold open for Get Out 2 filmed already...

I don’t agree 100% with anyone but myself.

Last rites are renamed last call.

TAEK Alert!

#27 should have been “navigating a Trader Joe’s parking lot,” which I guess would be the same as “getting hit by a car.”

This is the look of a man who is about to be shot in the dick.

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It’s a fairly easy equation. No stamp? Clearly you’ve never traveled there. Documented birth certificate? Probably a terrorist.

Always nice when a criminal keeps all the evidence instead of destroying it. I wonder if he kept it in a file labeled “All my illegal dealings”.

I’m really just surprised at the lack of brown shoes.

A scenario I’m rooting for:

Cohen’s Last Supper.

I heard she was gonna try to get Celebration but all 27 members of Kool and the Gang vetoed it. Yes, it involved some necromancy but it was worth it.

Ok, I’ll give it a listen. I can keep an open mind...

But I hear it has tasty raisins in it!

The Xanax and red wine suburban mix

Oh no! You will not make me listen to this white nonsense! I will not do it and I’m still declaring this to be trash. You don’t have to listen to the snake herself to know this is garbage. What’s next? Will we have her potato salad foisted on us too? No ma’am!

Press: “Mr. Trump did you know about the payments to Miss Daniels made by your lawyer?”

Trump: “No. You’ll have to ask Mr. Cohen himself”

FBI: “OK!”