And what a shame to ruin that beautiful blonde hair by dyeing her roots black.

all of ‘em

I saw him weeks before his death...

Who said it was a problem

Big deal. I took a 2 today. And it was a total splash.

Weeeell, she’s a rich Brit so that kid is going to be raised by nannies, then boarding schools not either of them, meanwhile adding that much beauty and tallness to your gene pool is worth some compromises.

What could possibly go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Throw in Ethan Hawke and you’ve got a reality show!

And this is what separates the average white dude from the rest of us:

If it’s pretend, it’s an epic long game.

Who’s the bigger asshole, Sean Penn or Tom Cruise?

He sucks at humaning. Moving on....

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

I assume Olivia de Havilland was the biter.

I think the thing we should focus on (since it’s most likely to infuriate Drumpf) is that it clearly isn’t Go Time for him unless you make him think of Ivanka.

This is exactly what we deserve as a (rotting, dying) society. And Stormy’s lawyer has already released a portion of the video, the part where Trump is trying to seduce poor Stormy.

It’s important for us to know how Stormy has suffered for her country. She’s the hero the Resistance needs right now (I certainly have more faith in her than national Democrats.) I hope she eventually releases any and all relevant texts and video, you know, for historical purposes. Until then, we’ll just have to…

The answer to any question regarding what Trump supporters believe is always “All the things.” They believe every possible answer. Even when they contradict each other. Especially when they contradict each other. He says every possible thing about every possible thing, and therefore they believe every possible…

Being respectable did not keep our Ivy League educated President Obama from being called a nigger and First Lady Michelle Obama from being called and depicted as a monkey. Tiffany Haddish is a comedienne and she SHOULD be her loud black unapologetically self.