This is possibly the greatest celebrity IDGAF I’ve ever seen!!!

A shame. I’d have loved to see his tux

Always struck me as a dude’s dude who is never not five bad seconds away from tearing your face off.

I’m not even sure why we measure time in seconds anymore. A base unit of Tom Brady Son Kisses is way more logical.

And so continues this adminstration’s grand plan of turning the entire country into West Virginia.

All that was code for “we kicked you out for being insufferable”.

This is a brand of crazy I can really get behind.

What’s wrong with that: LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED DURING THE ELECTION.

It’s the equivalent of a bunch of rich kids buying their way into the NBA playoffs and playing the Golden State Warriors in the first round. Nobody died but who the fuck wants to watch that?

Why would anyone try to “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” the national anthem?

I actually think you undersold how bad that was.

I know she’s divorced now, but she’s got to be really desperate to want to fuck a song that badly.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

Counterpoint: College is a great opportunity to have lots of sex with several attractive partners.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Colonizers.

Michael, this article overlooks a threat that even the US Attorney General finds alarming:

I am so irked that Black kids are viewed as adults at 10 and white folks can be kids ti they are 30.