I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

American Crime Story Season 13 confirmed

Less GOOP, less GOP, and less GP...OOh, did I go too far?

Attending a GOOP event without prior nourishment and caffeine seems an obvious mistake.

a giant feature wall covered in kale, radishes, and beets that wilted in a desultory fashion over the course of the day.

White people didn’t fuck it up for once, woo!

You’re gonna be real upset when the sentence is 6 months.

They’re saying BOOOOO-URNS!

It’s sad that Sean Spicer isn’t around to explain that “Boo” is Swiss-German for “MAGA.”

....but on the down side: He made it back home.

Is there somewhere we can read these testimony transcripts in full? I’d like to print one out and mail one to Larry Nassar every goddamn day for the rest of his miserable shitstain of a life.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

The reason that I know, for sure, that this will not go anywhere is that taking down the NRA and Trump at the same time would simply be to good to be true. #fakenews

But they also blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals.

Just here for the comments:

Long may be her mighty reign.

He’s a 96-year-old aristocrat. What the hell is her excuse?

So you butchered the post after the false headline. Well done.

Naw, it was some old white dude who thinks the Mexicans are moving in.