The past year has been longer than the entire Obama presidency.

I follow his now ‘retired’ official photographer on instagram (and you should too @petesouza) and it’s pretty much a regular sanity nostalgia tour. Souza’s descriptions of the scenes and taking the photos help too, but the photos themselves just are simultaneously comforting, and like a knife in the gut.

Doe this woman appear to be in her right mind to anyone?

“You’re going to be in trouble when I get this letter out.”

So which vacant federal court seat is this woman up for?

Fox News is a helluva drug.

That was actually a compliment. Viola is the measurement by which all snot crying is judged.

Yes, Jada, yes. Hit the nail on the head. Hollywood only loves Black suffering and showing us as slaves, maids, criminals, and civil rights pioneers. That’s it. No laughing and lightness and happiness allowed—unless, of course, you’re the sidekick who furthers the white story. And Black women specifically? Shiiiiit.

Thrown off the Alabama Supreme Court: Fine

I get feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of his awfulness. But remember: Trump is pathetic. He’s hanging on to his position by his fingernails. A position he is completely unqualified to hold.

“Used” has a very specific sexual meaning as well.

By the degree of his deranged and inflammatory rhetoric, we shall know Mueller’s proximity.

I believe Nick Saban, coach of said football team is the highest paid state employee in Alabama

Everyone associated with this campaign is an alien wearing a skin suit. Between tonight and the earlier rationalizations of Moore’s behavior by invoking Mary and Joseph, I refuse to believe these are actual Homo sapiens rather than people who read a bit about them and decided to wing it.

Hitler had a Jewish doctor so I do believe you’re on to something there.

Breaking News!! Roy Moore’s wife is also a complete sack of shit.

I am the proud owner of a Detroit Lions 2008 Pre Season Champs shirt

Every time a person votes for Roy Moore, God strangles a baby panda bear.

My raft to take to Cuba wasn’t quite ready, but fuck it.

watches tv all day and still has the nerve to go on vacation.