will the 0-16 parade actually happen? Really hoping they bring that back right around now, but the Chicago game is a real threat.

The Browns are the Picasso of Losing: they show exquisite skill and creativity in their craft, and they are relentlessly good at it. They lose in OT, they lose in regulation, they lose close games, they lose blowouts. It’s incredibly impressive.

Great speech, dad.

*shuffles feet and looks at ground*

Pretty soon these guys will be wearing their hoods and robes on the floors of congress.

I still contend that until someone pulled him aside and explained things to him, Trump was under the impression that Frederick Douglass had a very promising heavyweight boxing career before he ran into young Evander Holyfield.

Was Kushner’s jailbird father there? Better count the silver....

Did he give them all yellow, star of david shaped name tags?

“White Democrats got you affirmative action, they got you the Fair Housing Act, they got you the Voting Rights act, they got you healthcare, minimum wage! How the ever loving fuck have the Democrats been fucking over black people when all they ever do is try and advance black people’s position in America?”

Worst comment in Kinja history.

Pence’s head: “I’m going to up the dose of his daily poison another ounce. This is taking too long.”

He’s 71 years old, eats fast food every day, thinks exercise is unhealthy, was never too smart to begin with, and has the most stressful job in the world. His body’s gonna start failing him sooner rather than later

Goes to Trump’s Twitter feed...

Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke. Please, TIME, give him Person of the Year and drive the stupid fucking President into a ragestroke.
 

just an FYI - if anyone hates Steve Bannon (as i do) and is a subscriber to Sirius XM (as i was) they hired him as a host for their “patriot channel”.

Not only should he win, you would have to immediately retire his name from consideration in the future to give others a chance.

The one charge plea deal wouldn’t be given unless he was ready to go to war for Meuller. This is awesome.

Even better, he’s prepared to testify that Trump directed him to make contact with the Russians, and is prepared to serve as a witness against Trump and his family. Happy Friday everyone!

Reports are that he will be able to testify against Trump - the orange one, not the Fredo wannabe - and state that he was instructed to make contact with the Russians.