YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE SAID.

I STAND BY MY CORRECT TAKE THAT THEY ARE NASTY. I HAVE VERY STRONG OPINIONS REGARDING CANDY.

And I’m sure Roy Moore didn’t assault EVERY 14-year-old girl he met. Not helpful.

Luckily, you have a chance to discuss things in a calm and rational manner this Thursday!

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

There’s no scenario that ends well for the GOP here.

Just until we figure out what’s going on.

I can’t see Krasinski without thinking about how he might’ve been Steve Rogers/Captain America - at which point I’m like:

I am pretty sure that in Alabama calling someone a civil rights lawyer is considered an insult.

I am just going to say it: If you are being asked to choose between a Civil Rights lawyer and a pedophile and that choice is difficult for you, deplorable is an accurate description.

I like throwing this BS reason at them, since ignoring CTE, looking the other way at domestic violence, and having three cities get screwed over by owners weren’t enough to get them to consider a boycott.

Hmm, I wonder how she feels about the multiple women who accused Trump, her candidate

I really, really hope not. I’m still holding out for my Harris/Duckworth ticket.

No name tags allowed, you have to dress up as your avatar.

Dress code is all grays.

Former wrestler/sex-tape haver Terry Bollea and “email inventor” Shiva Ayyadurai.

Looks like daddy needs to buy a pair of pants.

i wish i could agree that his career was over, but we’re still out here giving mel goddamned gibson movie roles, and director’s chairs

I do not get the woody Allen Hollywood circle jerk. OR roman Polanski.