It’s a time honored art, but this one is especially good. It just needs an “I’m not gay” to really put it into that top tier.

One of the few decent uses of 280 characters!

His score probably just went up 10 points with his base.

So, he’s still gonna win, right?

Jeeze. Why cant successfully retired and rich adrenaline junkies stick to something safer. Like cocaine. Lots of cocaine.

I see Fox News editors frantically preparing a fresh recut of last year’s election day to fill in the gap....

Damn sis, you didn’t just bring the receipts, you highlighted them.

You say ignore them, I say tell them they all have new jobs as coal miners, walk them down in there and blow the fucking entrances

She’s so gross that she’s literally on Tucker Carlson on Fox News right now. THIS BITCH, I CAN’T EVEN.

Pre-existing injury? You mean like playing in the NFL?

Publicly.

If you can stomach it, this Politico piece on how Trump’s base in PA feels about him now is worth reading just to illustrate how disconnected from reality these people are. It’s worse than even the caricatures of them suggest. There are plenty of jaw-dropping passages, but this one jumped out at me.

Anyone want to bet that Trump asked where the best Chinese food is?

I can’t wait for them to blame Hillary for the 1.7 trillion addition to the national debt.

Probably on the House floor.

It all. What’s so hard to understand about that? Trump has a great brain. GREAT! He can figure it all out. IT ALL. Or...something...I guess...maybe?

All. What it means, how he can have it, etc.

Getting ready to leave for South Korea and meetings with President Moon, a fine gentleman. We will figure it all out!

Your answer is the problem. “Leave people alone”. That’s impossible with how our society expects us to approach women.

“For Jared Kushner, Jared News is always hard to believe because it’s evidence that despite appearances, he’s alive–his Russia connection is tech magnate Yuri Milner.”