alison
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alison

Vin, you’re retired. Shut the fuck up.

Vince, noooooooooooo!

Well, Vin goes from #1 to #3 on my list of all time favorite Vins today. Congrats to Vin Baker and Vin Diesel!

Is that what you call helmet-to-helmet contact?

Let us remember:

Nah you just became what you hate

From the looks of her hands, I think she was operating that mining drill.

Because they don’t know any better. No, seriously.

He has been accused of dating blonde women.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

Make it 30-and-over and you’ve got my attention.

It’d be like trying to do Frozen without Adele Dazeem.

We hear ALL these stories about the Becky’s and Jason’s of the world committing these acts, but I never see anything about the parents. Where are they? How did they raise children to be this way? (I mean We know how....praising your mediocre child all his life, but I digress) I just want to know what Kathy and Bill

They need to remember to score more than their opponent in order to pull off a Game 7 win.

He renamed two post offices. What more do you people want? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Incidentally, I have been buying a helluva lot more beer under this administration.

Watching this story unfold in Canada:

...anymore.