Treading dangerously close to Unwoke White Guy who is the problem here, but I’ll star it.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.

Oh no, even Melania’s stylist has turned on the family.

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

This seems like a non-story. The ceremony would probably have happened in the middle of the week when school is in session, and you just can’t expect UNC players to skip classes.

“Hell freezes over” is tough t0 schedule.

Donnie is so loathsome that he made LeBron seem affable. That might be the biggest achievement of his presidency.

DS, ungrey me. I can’t be in the same boat as this motherfucker.

Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

So Curry said no to an invitation that never existed? Then Trump rescinded said non-invitation to Curry and Golden State. Man, my head is spinning.

Come on NHL Players get in on this.

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

A bunch of people choosing they’d rather hang with a black guy-an extremely popular and beloved one at that- over Trump would cause a twitter meltdown the likes of which we haven’t seen. Trump just might nuke Chicago out of spite.

Surprised he hasn’t started using “uppity.”

I would never stop laughing if they all decide to visit Obama’s house and offer up an “Obama 1" or “Obama 44" jersey in front of a full assemblage of reporters.

I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

To everyone saying this interview has a number of abusive hallmarks, let me add one more: this is the same couple that decided to totally isolate themselves for some insanely long period after the birth of their child, and he was particularly gung-ho about the idea. Which means we now have isolation, coercion,…