Seems that if the Graham-Cassidy bill passes, it would become the first major step in 45's sincere effort to destroy America (as we know it).

Should have drank more water.

Trump will end up with the title “Disgraced Former President” whether Manaforte rolls on him or not. He’s done plenty of other loathsome shit to earn himself that moniker!!

Just make sure he’s still available to do a comedy bit at the Oscars.

I’m surprised Anton Chigurh thought he could hide in plain sight just by getting a new corporate wardrobe and haircut.

Interesting to know that the U.S. isn’t the only country to have Dodgers in political office.

As it turns out, several analysts have pointed out that Kimmel actually got the health care bill pretty right, even better than the people who wrote the bill. So, here we are. The former host of the Man Show knows health care policy better than the people who are responsible for writing health care policy. Is Adam…

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

I can’t take much more. SOMEBODY ARREST HIM.

“It is entirely up to us whether we lift the world to new heights, or let it fall into a valley of disrepair.”

Cancel the appt. You won’t need teeth.

We are all General Kelly.

So he’s more sure he’s going to be impeached than he is going to run for re-election. Yeah, we are in agreement about that.

As soon as he began his “Trump 2020" rallies, it was clear that they were staged to raise legal defense funding. It will be interesting to see who the actual beneficiaries of these funds will be. If past is prologue, watch Trump keep it all as his enablers all run away from this White House.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

I’m on board at how disrespectful it is towards the Deaf and Hard of Hearing Community. But I lost it at pizza bear monster.

“Big deal..same thing happens to me every damn time I walk through the front door at home.”

Christ..........At least Hitler had the decency to blow his brains out eventually.

Hey now, I know that’s it’s maddening as hell that this stupid child is President, but don’t compare his tweets to lighting farts on fire.