Or this idiot ...

And not getting paid for it.

World’s most depressing job?

The end of “Formation” always makes me laugh: “Always stay gracious, get revenge with your paper.”

I forgive her because she lived through sixteen years of her husband being lauded as a feminist god friend and champion paragon on virtue while he was actually screwing around on her. I would be pretty pissed off too.

Yeah? Feminists blame the beautiful, needy, aggressive young women for their affairs?

Umpires: We will keep these wristbands on until we are shown the respect we deserve

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

That’s why New York’s elite have always mocked Trump. He’s the hillbilly’s idea of a rich man. Old money New Yorkers not only don’t have gold plated penthouses, they wouldn’t step foot in one.

the relationship had always been rather one-sided, but thats how it works when one person is a celebrity.

Have you tried being a white male? I hear that goes over well in interviews.

Andrew Jackson is dead. We could probably cross him out too.

Hopefully this asshole

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

I find McMullin’s political career depressing - not because of anything he’s done, but because his miniscule following shows how tiny the audience is for non-crazy conservatism.

I interned at a movie theatre chain that did red carpet movie premieres in Manhattan and LL came to every single one. No matter how silly the movie, he and usually his wife and kids, were in attendance. I’m convinced that he would come to the opening of an envelope.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

Good. Anything to keep people from bringing babies on planes. At least have the decency to check them in at the gate.